Category: Funny

Teacher Gives Birth While Dead, Then Returns to Life

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural Born Kissers A lifetime of …

Dad Becomes a Superhero For his 4 Year Old Son

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the …

Here Are The 17 Most Magical Houses In The Entire World. I Would Live In Without A Doubt

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What This Dying Father Did For His Little Girl Is Simply Beyond Words. It’s Unforgettably Beautiful

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! …